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« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2009, 07:57:23 PM »
Because someone needs toilet paper.

If I want to fix my donkey do I cut the red wire, the blue wire, or the green wire,
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« Reply #61 on: May 09, 2009, 01:18:41 AM »
Cut all of them. The donkey will explode anyway.

Why does my ear hurt?
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« Reply #62 on: May 14, 2009, 11:43:02 PM »
Quote from: TheWolpertinger on May 09, 2009, 01:18:41 AM
Why does my ear hurt?

You were too close to the donkey.

How do you make a crepe without a special pan?
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« Reply #63 on: July 08, 2009, 02:35:33 AM »
By applying lotion.

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« Reply #64 on: July 17, 2009, 03:15:04 AM »
The tip of your Q is at about 5 'o clock if you were to align a clock with it.
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Why does every campus construction project close off the Whispering Bench?
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« Reply #65 on: July 17, 2009, 08:01:59 AM »
When ever that bench is open there is a 7 fold increase in ear herpes.

Does Chumbawumba really get back up again, after they get knocked down?
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« Reply #66 on: July 26, 2009, 09:03:04 AM »
they fly to alaska and wrestle with Kambawambas when you're not looking.

why am i hungry?
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« Reply #67 on: July 26, 2009, 10:09:01 AM »
Because you're anorexic and you haven't eaten in a week. Or you live in Zimbabwe.

What do a show choir and a football team have in common?
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« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2009, 07:15:27 PM »
They both orchestrate and implement heterogeneous maps. (too much reading...)

Why is the elevator always broken?!
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« Reply #69 on: October 03, 2009, 12:56:03 AM »
Because it got hungry.

Why does Ginger Ale taste better than Spite/7 UP/Sierra Mist?
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« Reply #70 on: October 04, 2009, 01:20:45 AM »
it's not clear like the rest.

whats the best cure for boredom?
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